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I moved to sit a bit too quick and sat upon my balls/I felt the squish it made me sick, to sit upon my balls/Such awful pain under my taint/My poor bundle, trapped in my grundle/And now my poor boys will never work again/Dit's Bits you will be missed

My deflated sack, it can't do jack, after I sat upon my balls/Can't make babies, it hurts to pee after I sat upon my balls/Fare thee well, sweet testicles, auf wiedersehen my two best friends/I should have checked with you before I sat on you/Dit's Bits you will be missed

(Everyone it's time for the ball, but I sat on mine!)

I'm shooting blanks, from an empty tank, after I sat upon my balls/I'm so depressed my junk's a mess, after I sat upon my balls/I'm fixated on what's lost and gone, life seems so hard, without my nards/I'm only half a man a shaft and empty can/Dit's Bits you will be missed

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from Stay Close, Little Daddy: Part 1, released May 1, 2015

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Two dudes, aging.

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