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The 3 Rules of Life

from Stay Close, Little Daddy: Part 2 by Bluntmuffin

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You better do what they say, or elves will die.

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Well shit gets dry/When it gets wet/You put it out in the sun and that is that. And bitches get slapped/But not like that/When your roommate steps out of line and you react/And babies gotta learn/Or else they'll get burned/They'll do it over again and that's a fact.

These are the rules/The rules of life/You have to live by them or else you'll die/These are the rules/The rules of life/You better do what they say or else you'll die.

Shit gets dry/Is a metaphor for life/Some things just happen and you don't know why/And they say slap a bitch/Sure is misogynist/But it helps illustrate that in life you get what you give/And learning babies/Is really about you and me/If we don't learn from our mistakes we get spanked over life's knee

But it's all up to you/You live in the Petting Zoo/But your decision can make your day/You can choose right or wrong/Choose wrong get slapped by dong/Choose right and God will bless your way.

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from Stay Close, Little Daddy: Part 2, released June 1, 2015

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