Drunk At Your Wedding (I'm Gonna Be)

from Hot, A Lot, & Close by Bluntmuffin

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I have to say that I was impressed, when you came down the aisle in your wedding dress/You looked so good all dressed in white, a beautiful girl, a blushing bride/I remember those days back when we were young, how you and I had so much fun/We were the best of friends through thick and thin, now I'm wonderin' what could have been/Cause you're at the alter with somebody else, I'm sitting here all by myself/Just another guest I don't mean a thing, but watching you up there makes me need a drink...

I'm gonna get drunk at your wedding, I'm gonna be loud and make a scene/I'm gonna do lots of things that I'm sure to regret just so you don't forget me

I'll spend the reception drinking at the bar, cursing my luck and your lucky stars/As you dance around the room with your new husband, I'll be throwing back shot after shot of gin/I'll spit in the punchbowl, and cough on the cake and trip all the waiters as they carry in the plates/I'll hit on your sister and laugh at her friends, I'll spill red wine on all the groomsmen/Then during the toast I'll stand on my chair and call to the groom so that everyone hears, "Congratulations you have a great wife, but seeing her with you is ruining my life!"

For richer or for poorer, through sickness and through health, from this day forward there's no one else, I'm sure to die all by myself

And maybe years after your wedding, you'll look back and think of me/You'll remember how I looked that day, so drunk and so lonely

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from Hot, A Lot, & Close, track released May 11, 2010
Words: Dit
Music: Bearcat and Dit

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